Before you read the comic (TOO LATE!), please participate and fill in the Mad-Lib of your own.

1. (activity)
2. (plural noun)
3. (positive adjective)
4. (verb, present participle)
5. (noun)

Here are my excuses in relation to the comic:

1. comic
2. comics
3. well
4. working
5. time

And now, a little variety:

1. jumping jacks
2. double-clutching spin moves
3. fantabulastic
4. masturbating
5. ability to write and draw new comics.

The conversation never took place but I hear their goddamn voices in my head and they are relentless in their wanton encouragement of my success. Voracious, even! Vociferous!

There are your two-dollar words of the day. That’ll be $5.