Part of my ineptitude at selling myself is my lack of knowledge. How does one spread the word? If only there were some way I could manufacture “the word,” concentrate its potency, distill its efficacy, and inject it into every single person, then that’s something I could fathom. If I could make it airborne, then we’d be in business. There has to be some science to this, right?

It seems I approach marketing from the same angle as chemical and/or biological warfare.

A greater part of it is that I don’t want to be hocking wares that you ain’t interested in buying. I dislike being hounded ad nauseum and I’m not easily persuaded through persistence. I imagine you are the same.

Still, please?

I’m working on a couple of quips to round out week three of this experiment; this being the first. It’s fun so far and humming along nicely. I haven’t grown weary of it yet despite the significant time investment so that’s a good sign, right? It’s a sign at least.