WTPf?: About Pflugervillains

I understand that some of the language, while graphic, is terribly difficult to understand.  I encourage you to use the context clues to figure it all out but some of the terms might be too specific.  We really should work on our non-regional diction.  So to aid in communication, the “Codex” is provided below:

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we gonna die tonightOfficial drinking slogan. Most often punctuated with an exclamation point. The dichotomy behind the phrase is as such: if in fact, the participants “die tonight” then they are to be seen as soothsayers and accurately forecast their own demise. If the participants do not “die tonight” then they have effectively cheated death. Win-win.
white papersTechnical specifications which detail the operation and/or functionality of the subject.
wrdLazy text form for “word.” The text is usually auto-corrected by most phones which results in a greater expenditure of effort. Used for affirmation.
wtpf?Stands for “What The Pfuck?”